technologykilledhumanity:

goodbyelove:

bisexualfury:

speakingofnonsequiturs:

sicvitaest:

vonizzix:

afterallthistime-:

-hogwarts:

nearly-headless:

My pillow….I can work with this.

my printer. i can print out a wand. wo0o0o0

Dammit, my phone. >.>

A HOT FLATIRON?!
voldy don’t stand a chance.

This would be a tie between my small desk lamp, my cell phone, and my new copy of Frankenstein. O__o I’ll go with the lamp.

MLA Handbook for Writers of Research Papers.
Bring it.

The tissue box
….Shit

My backpack and a math textbook. I can work with this.

A coffee mug… I’m… not quite sure what I can do with this. Perhaps Voldy would enjoy some tea time? I mean, he’s gotta be stressed…

My Brother… not sure what to do with him… maybe a Sacrifice!

technologykilledhumanity:

goodbyelove:

bisexualfury:

speakingofnonsequiturs:

sicvitaest:

vonizzix:

afterallthistime-:

-hogwarts:

nearly-headless:

My pillow….I can work with this.

my printer. i can print out a wand. wo0o0o0

Dammit, my phone. >.>

A HOT FLATIRON?!

voldy don’t stand a chance.

This would be a tie between my small desk lamp, my cell phone, and my new copy of Frankenstein. O__o I’ll go with the lamp.

MLA Handbook for Writers of Research Papers.

Bring it.

The tissue box

….Shit

My backpack and a math textbook. I can work with this.

A coffee mug… I’m… not quite sure what I can do with this. Perhaps Voldy would enjoy some tea time? I mean, he’s gotta be stressed…

My Brother… not sure what to do with him… maybe a Sacrifice!

(Source: jamepotter)

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  1. demonfeathers reblogged this from nightmareloki and added:
    A lamp. Yes, I will use the power of electricity to confuse him long enough for me to escape! Oh wait, he grew up in a...
  2. lachoot reblogged this from symphonicphilosophy and added:
    Lamp and a bottle of glue…hmmm…
  3. symphonicphilosophy reblogged this from stay-close-to-me
  4. theamazingtaco reblogged this from coffeeandsluts
  5. believe-follow-your-dreams reblogged this from cat-0rgasm
  6. cat-0rgasm reblogged this from kyrakyraxoxo
  7. kyrakyraxoxo reblogged this from ohvoldemort and added:
    umm.. a couch.. i can make this work!
  8. korenaphotos reblogged this from nekobakaz and added:
    SLINKY ATTACK!!!
  9. theallseeingbanker reblogged this from thebutterfliesmademe and added:
    DEODERANT! Oh yeh! try killing me when you can’t see fool!
  10. keepallyourmiseryx3 reblogged this from galile0 and added:
    my mug? bring it on.
  11. galile0 reblogged this from taylourtechnicolour and added:
    a wall. i can work with this.
  12. taylourtechnicolour reblogged this from yourefucking-beautiful and added:
    a bag of pistachios. fuck.
  13. morgrbts reblogged this from distorted-reflection
  14. blamesynapse reblogged this from cdcness and added:
    The… Television…? But that’s exactly where Voldemort’s gonna come from…
  15. ancientdragons reblogged this from soullesskisser and added:
    Ear Care Antiseptic. I’m dead.
  16. orderofthedoctor-mrazclass reblogged this from soullesskisser and added:
    It’s pointing at my thumb. My thumb is going to protect me?
  17. soullesskisser reblogged this from consultingtimelady and added:
    CHUPA CHUPS BUBBLEGUM! Oh snap, I’m dead
  18. gr33ko reblogged this from deliberatelytwisted and added:
    I suffocate him with two blankets.
  19. hammyful reblogged this from spacegandalf- and added:
    a pile of coasters.. really? oh dear. It was nice knowing you guys
  20. theclosetdoor reblogged this from zeebadeeba and added:
    have something to mop up the blood with…
  21. nutella-loves-me reblogged this from motherfickle and added:
    I have a lamp. Okay then.
  22. zeebadeeba reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    PAM Cooking Spray. I can work with this.
  23. lacierva reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    My dirty socks… Yes! I’ll pwn him!!
  24. fckyeahitslauren reblogged this from coffeegleek and added:
    An air purifier. Yep. I’m dead.
  25. coffeegleek reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    An empty, plastic, grocery store sushi container. I’m screwed! Oh wait, there is also a pair of disposable chopsticks &...
  26. pharaohdeej reblogged this from 9-and-3quarters and added:
    Get ready for this epic pillow fight, Voldie!
  27. 9-and-3quarters reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Chapstick. Oh shit.
  28. evilcomesinfrogpjs reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Headboard… Maybe I save myself by seducing him? (Joe Walker-mort: fuck yes.)
  29. turntechgogtier reblogged this from chrith-c and added:
    IT’S POINTING AT THE AIR. FUCK I’M SCREWED.
  30. motherfickle reblogged this from extractofinsanity and added:
    My guitar. Do you think I can conqure his heart like Harry conqured the dragon’s with his guitar?
  31. imtryingtobespontaneous reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    ARIZONA TEA! I CHOOSE YOU!
  32. themonsterinmyeyes reblogged this from rhilex and added:
    Couch Cushion? PILLOW FIGHT!
  33. lordofmisrule reblogged this from jo-mason
  34. aworldforall reblogged this from chrith-c
  35. extractofinsanity reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Hand sanitizer. Well damn.
  36. rhilex reblogged this from jo-mason and added:
    BIRDSEED. SOUNDS LEGIT.
  37. jo-mason reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    …my tablet? o_O
  38. whovianllamagleekstruckerdani reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    BEN AND JERRYS POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT MY ICE CREAM VOLDY……actually no…get your...
  39. chrith-c reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    MY COUCH how tho do I hit him with it?
  40. redbullandcupcakebatter reblogged this from eatfoodzap and added:
    OH GOD HICCUP, SAVE ME! GO, LITTLE KITTEN! GNAW HIM TO DEATH! Or, you know, keep sleeping on my foot…
  41. jsloan89x reblogged this from jamepotter
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