Here are the rules:
1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.
2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.
3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn’t want a superpower? No one, that’s who. Unless you’re a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that.
4 - Post the results. No cheating!
(I got Spatial Manipulation myself, which basically lets me control the fabric of space with my mind. No biggie. It also lets me teleport, summon objects and phase through walls, so I pretty much hit the laziness jackpot. Bonus points for being able to blow stuff up from the inside too. Neat.)
Whoa, I got Disintegration!
The power to collapse objects into dust at one’s touch. At the user’s touch, molecules lose cohesion and begin to fall part, turning structures to dust. Dangerous ability, highly involuntary.
So it’s basically like I’m King Midas… but no gold. Just dust. :/ I STILL LOVE IT THO~
AWESOME! Stepping Discs!
The power to teleport myself or others through a Limbo or Demonic Limbo to anywhere and any when. Apparently some can mentally scan Limbo while on Earth in order to locate whoever they wish to teleport from Limbo down to here on Earth. Unlike most other teleportation abilities, they can teleport through time as well as space.
Sooooo Move ANYONE through time and space. That”s cool
Omnipresence
The ability to become ubiquitously present in situations.
The user’s being is present within all current places at once, even the vast reaches of space. Easily lose tangible form, but can regain while still being everywhere.
Alrighty then! This would actually be really handy…
Induced Sedation
The power to tranquilize organisms to a somnolent state.
This could be handy against Voldy or Vamps…
(Source: vogonpoetry-)
