1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:>
a = snickle> b = doombah
c = goober> d = cheesey> e = crusty
f = greasy> g = dumbo> h = farcus
i = dorky> j = doofus> k = funky
l = boobie> m = sleezy
n = sloopy> o = fluffy> p = stinky
q = slimy> r = dorfus> s = snooty
t = tootsie> u = dipsy
v = sneezy> w = liver> x = skippy
y = dinky> z = zippy>
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin> b = feather
c = batty> d = burger> e = chicken
f = barffy> g = lizard
h = waffle> i = farkle> j = monkey
k = flippin> l = fricken
m = bubble> n = rhino> o = potty
p = hamster> q = buckle
r = gizzard> s = lickin> t = snickle
u = chuckle> v = pickle
w = hubble> x = dingle> y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
> new last name:>
a = butt> b = boob
c = face> d = nose> e = hump
f = breath> g = pants> h = shorts
i = lips> j = honker> k = head
l = tush> m = chunks> n = dunkin
o = brains> p = biscuits
q = toes> r = doodle> s = fanny
t = sniffer> u = sprinkles
v = frack> w = squirt> x = humperdinck
y = hiney> z = juice>
Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
